Doug the Detective Dachshund!
You would think the fact that Meme has been taking me for lots of walks lately would be cause to celebrate, on the contrary, my nose is twitching with the smell of something fishy going on here.
Firstly, Meme knows that I have only teeny tiny little legs and too much walking makes me huff and puff, so it is highly suspicious that she takes me for more than the usual two a day. Secondly, she’s been getting all dressed up when we go out, she’s not even wearing her Wellington boots anymore, surely this cause is not worth sacrificing her many a scrumptious pair of shoes, or is it?
I think I’ve figured her out; she’s looking for her dream man again. Well, I’m not happy about it, no no no.
You must realise, my motives are not entirely selfish (although mainly they are) Meme and I have a business to think about, we’re all hands on deck with starting up our café and we can’t afford to have her off gallivanting around town looking for her dream man.
Huff, maybe I shall have to help her sniff out this handsome chap so that we can both get back to work…
I’ll let you know what my nose finds.
Stay tuned, Woofs and Wags, Doug